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What your name means: Purity

Favorite summer memory: From this summer, it was probably our trip to Heisler's. It's kind of strange to classify that as a memory since it happened just last weekend though.

What's on your mousepad: A gelatinous bump that gives padding to my wrist

Favorite game: Either Catchphrase, Apples to Apples, or Last Word. It's tough to choose.

Favorite drink: Some type of tea, probably

Favorite food: I like food too much to narrow my tastes down to one particular dish. It just doesn't seem fair.

Favorite colors: Blue and silver

Favorite thing to do on a weekend: Right now weekends aren't all that different from weekdays, but soon that will all change...

Favorite soundtrack: Ooh... Trainspotting if I'm cooking and Garden State or Anchorman otherwise.

Currently annoyed about: My mysterious stomach rumblings

First thought in the morning: Thoughts don't really coalesce until I'll fully awake. (And words like "coalesce" are never used before about 11 am.)

Future son names: Bryan and I can never agree on boys' names. He wants to name them after Ghostbusters, and I lean towards classic authors. (Seriously, Dante is way better than Igon.)

Future daughter names: We both like the name Violet.

What do you drive: The Batmobile

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: I'm surprised to say that I don't!

If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: George Bush, so I could slam him in the face with a cast-iron frying pan and hear the pleasingly hollow "bbwwwoooooiiing"

What is your zodiac sign: Libra

Do you eat stems of broccoli: Yes, although I'm not a huge fan

Favorite brand of gum: I don't chew gum anymore because I can't find any that doesn't contain aspertame.

What's on your walls in your room: Nothing yet. Decorating isn't a priority when we move into a new place!

If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: The funniest answer is a hoe, but I would prefer to be trowel, just because it's awkward to say. "Hi, I'm a trowwwwel."

What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: Did the person who wrote this really need to say, "If you had an option"? Isn't it obvious that the question is hypothetical?

What's under your bed: Your mom.

Current worry: None, really

Bacon Bits Or croutons: Definitely croutons. Bacon bits were gross even when I was eating meat.

Favorite Salad Dressing: Good old balsamic vinaigrette (I can never spell that word!)

Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Yep, and I'm writing this survey from jail.

One pillow or two: Are we still talking about jail?

Pets: I still consider Lillers mine, even though I don't live with her anymore.

Hobbies: You know, I don't think I have any. This occurred to me the other day. Besides reading, I really can't think of any. I don't collect vinyl anymore, I don't play sports, and I don't build anything. Does napping count?

Word or Phrase you overuse: Probably "oooh!"

Toothpaste: Um... yes?

Favorite beer: Ick, ugh, or bleh.

Favorite song at the moment: I'm boring enough to admit I can't answer that question. I haven't been listening to much music lately.

Favorite subject in school: English or history (depending on the year)

Least favorite subject in school: GYM

Most humiliating moment: It would have to be the time when the neighboring teaching yelled at my class and made me cry last year. I was just rereading that blog post, but now I can laugh about it. A little.

Current wonder: Is it about to rain or is the sky just cloudy?

Craziest or Silliest Person You Know: Probably Bryan's brother

Favorite Holiday: I suppose it's still Halloween

Plans for the rest of the day: Paint my nails, run errands with this husb, pick up Chinese, and watch Ratatouille with his parents at their house