Shiny distractions are good

Wow, I'm really reachin' here.

Here's some holiday fun to amuse and delight you all. Enjoy! (The ones towards the bottom are new since the old blog.)

A gallery of unfortunate holiday cards
Make your own digital snowflakes
A video of synchronized Christmas lights
Strong Bad's Christmas children's book
A cavalcade of bad nativities
Pimp My Nutcracker
A gallery of terrible light displays from Arizona
Pets in Christmas outfits
Scared of Santa gallery

Does anyone have any other hilarious/cynical Christmas links?